I've been very stressed lately about finances. So, we'll be honest...who hasn't, right? So, today, feeling a tad more melencholy than usual, I decide to meet the parents at BINGO. Yeah...old people stuff...but what better way to sit and not do anything yet still be occupied?
Anyway, my mom is on some really wicked drugs for her neuropathy, and they tend to make her a bit spacey. So I'm sitting beside her, and out of the corner of my eye I see her staring at her arms as though they were foreign objects.
"Mom....yes, they're arms...you have two of them" I say cheesily at her. She then looks at me with the most classic "What the hell" expression on her face....and I say,
"Mom, you look like you just discovered you had arms." She starts laughing and nearly falls out of her chair and says, "I was looking at the scars on my arms you turd." Ahhh, parents.
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ROTFLMBO! That's funny! hee..
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